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Dog Man

…remains unknown. Once again Dog Man has thwarted any attempts to capture an image of his true face. Spotted noon on Sunday, Dog Man used his lightning fast reflexes to morph his features into that of a dog when his arch nemesis, Bucket Hat Baby Face, was spotted by fellow picnickers. Pictured above in the heat of battle Dog man managed to overpower Baby Face with the use of his rapid fire sneezing power. However before he was able to secure the villain she was scooped up by the Headless Walk Man, barely visible in the background of the photo, and carried off to their awaiting vehicle.

Mr Jonas Hairyman, who was the only witness to these spectacular events describes Dog Man’s pre-transformation features as "Fairly ordinary, really , except for his perfect teeth".

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5 Responses to The secret identity of Dog Man…

  1. Steven says:

    Ordinary!?! That’s not what my wife says.

  2. Sarah says:

    Hey don’t shoot the messenger, I’m only reporting the information i received.

  3. Darren says:

    Very enjoyable. I look forward to future episodes of Dog Man…

  4. Glenn Slaven says:

    “He’s everywhere, he’s everywhere!”

  5. Sally says:

    I have the feeling that I know this Dog Man from somewhere….

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